two-tone asshat central

thedailyfigure:

"um…i c-can explain…"

(btw this set was inspired by speedfreak01's art, seen in the first pic)

hobbitkaiju:

gransmells:

gay8:

dragondicks:





i still havent gotten over this post

where do I sign up for this??????

hobbitkaiju:

gransmells:

gay8:

dragondicks:

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i still havent gotten over this post

where do I sign up for this??????

haydensmub:

The artwork of Nintendo characters as they appeared in the Japanese video for the New Nintendo 3DS.

*More characters appeared in the video, but they didn’t have full artwork on the official website.

run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

peegeray:

have fun in subspace hell nerds

grimgribble:

Okay so the entirety of John Doe’s innards are black, all his organs, muscle tissue, blood, mouth, it’s all inky black (which is why when he cries it looks like he wore too much mascara to a sad movie). His pigmentation cells are even black, but they’re contracted close like an octopus does to give him canvas white flesh. When he feels threatened or highly distressed the cells open and his skin starts to ‘move’, which is actually just an illusion of the black cells opening and the white dissipating.

He has ‘gills’ up his back and a few around his waist, which is where tendrils spool out. Do not stick your hands in his gills, because if you don’t see his mouth on his face it could just sprout teeth out of the gills and bite your arm off, or pull you in.

He has six eyes and one mouth, his mouth is usually hidden.

His teeth are pink <3 As are his eyes. Those are about the only exceptions except when he blushes and his face gets REALLY RED due to the cells heating up.

triple-q:

Inspired by the most adorable thing I’ve ever read.

justice-kun:

Edgeworth saying weird shit: a collection

jaclcfrost:

ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

naldouze:

spaceluigi:

WATCH THIS NOW

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE THAT DON’T LOVE NINTENDO!?

naldouze:

spaceluigi:

WATCH THIS NOW

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE THAT DON’T LOVE NINTENDO!?

mobybat:



can’t see any ghosts?
gee, what a drag

mobybat:

can’t see any ghosts?

gee, what a drag

sassy-gay-justice:

hkirkh:

Giant Purple Indian Squirrel

This cute little shit posed for this picture and you will not convince me otherwise.

sassy-gay-justice:

hkirkh:

Giant Purple Indian Squirrel

This cute little shit posed for this picture and you will not convince me otherwise.